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Book Review : Noragami volume 1 adachitoka

Noragami: Stray God, Vol. 1 (Noragami: Stray God, #1)Noragami: Stray God, Vol. 1 by Adachitoka
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

March 28 – 31

Yato is a stray god. He doesn’t even have a shrine, not to mention worshipers! Hoping he’ll eventually raise enough money to build himself the lavish temple of his dreams, Yato accepts all kinds of jobs. Of course, he can’t afford to be picky; from finding lost kittens to helping a student overcome bullies, no job is too small for Yato, the god-for-hire! An eccentric story with a charming cast of characters!

Review – Yato is a god but he’s homeless he doesn’t have a shrine he does things for people for a small fee then through a event he meets a girl who gets hit by a bus and she can kind of step out of her body and she grants a wish with yato but he hasn’t fulfilled it this manga was funny I loved it . Yato needs a shinki and hiyori is determined to find one for him so she finds this creature and Yato spots a spirt and makes him his Shinki I think this was a great manga can’t wait to continue .

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Book Review: Lumberjanes # 2 Noelle Stevenson

Lumberjanes: Pungeon Master (Lumberjanes, #2)Lumberjanes: Pungeon Master by Noelle Stevenson
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Lumberjanes #2 by Noelle Stevenson
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

March 29 – 29

When you’re a scout, nothing is more important than being prepared, but how do you prepare for legions of supernatural creatures threatening to beat down your scouting camp’s door? Jo, April, Mal, Molly, and Ripley are about to find out! It’s just supposed to be a normal day at camp with games and a bit of canoeing, but when the girls find themselves separated from the rest of camp they realize there really is a lot more going on and it might be a unhelpful river monster that gives them the key to figuring everything out. Don’t miss out on the second issue of this hot new series from Noelle Stevenson, Grace Ellis, and Brooke Allen!

Review – This one was crazy they were all boating and a sea monster and it’s crazy I love these characters it made me laugh can’t wait to read the next one .

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Book Review: Lumberjanes # 1 Noelle Stevenson

Lumberjanes: Up All Night (Lumberjanes, #1)Lumberjanes: Up All Night by Noelle Stevenson
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

March 27-27

WHY WE LOVE IT: Five best friends spending the summer at Lumberjane scout camp…defeating yetis, three-eyed wolves, and giant falcons…what’s not to love?!

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT: It’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Gravity Falls and features five butt-kicking, rad teenage girls wailing on monsters and solving a mystery with the whole world at stake. And with the talent of acclaimed cartoonist Noelle Stevenson, talented newcomer Grace Ellis writing, and Brooke Allen on art, this is going to be a spectacular series that you won’t want to miss.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT: Jo, April, Mal, Molly and Ripley are five best pals determined to have an awesome summer together…and they’re not gonna let any insane quest or an array of supernatural critters get in their way! Not only is it the second title launching in our new BOOM! Box imprint but LUMBERJANES is one of those punk rock, love-everything-about-it stories that appeals to fans of basically all excellent things.

Review – I loved the art the story is pretty cute and it’s funny it’s like girlscouts with supernatural stuff .

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Book Review: Kil the boy band Goldy Moldavsky

Kill the Boy BandKill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
verdict : Skip it
March 7 – 14
Okay, so just know from the start that it wasn’t supposed to go like this. All we wanted was to get near The Ruperts, our favorite boy band.

We didn’t mean to kidnap one of the guys. It kind of, sort of happened that way. But now he’s tied up in our hotel room. And the worst part of all, it’s Rupert P. All four members of The Ruperts might have the same first name, but they couldn’t be more different. And Rupert P. is the biggest flop out of the whole group.

We didn’t mean to hold hostage a member of The Ruperts, I swear. At least, I didn’t I . We are fans. Okay, superfans who spend all of our free time tweeting about the boys and updating our fan tumblrs. But so what, that’s what you do when you love a group so much it hurts.

Review- Sloane and her friends are big fans of the Ruperts when they are having this big thanksgiving concert they didn’t get tickets but they got rooms in the hotel in hope to see the boys but then it goes bad when they end up holding one of the boys hostage the one that no one likes cause he’s a jerk and he can’t sing . Sloane wants to let him go but the others have other motives . Her best friend is keeping things from her they get access to his phone and we find out Rupert P is gay . Erin slept with one of the Rupert’s and she wants to get back at them and turn them into nothing . Sloane goes on the roof to get some space and there she meets Rupert K her favorite they end up talking and when she gets back Rupert P is dead I liked this book it was enjoyable and fun to read she meets up with Rupert K again they talk then they kiss which was cute . But so much happens in this book Isabelle tweets that he quit the band they move the body into the boys room and the other Rupert throw the body which gets them jail time and Rupert k ended writing a solo about Sloane but it wasn’t her real name which I didn’t see coming Rupert P “Girlfriend” ending up killing Rupert P which I’m not surprised . In the end this book was so so for me I liked it but didn’t love it .
Quotes-“Because the truth is, it isn’t worth loving something if you aren’t going to love it all the way

“Happiness isn’t always easy,” he’d said. “But it’s a priority.”

“They just want to be part of the moment. A moment that’s much larger than them, and even larger than us.”

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Book Review: Clockwork Princess Cassandra Clare

Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices, #3)

Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Verdict : Beautiful and sad
September 10 2014-March 11 2016

Danger and betrayal, secrets and enchantment in the breathtaking conclusion to the Infernal Devices trilogy.

Tessa Gray should be happy – aren’t all brides happy?
Yet as she prepares for her wedding, a net of shadows begins to tighten around the Shadowhunters of the London Institute.
A new demon appears, one linked by blood and secrecy to Mortmain, the man who plans to use his army of pitiless automatons, the Infernal Devices, to destroy the Shadowhunters. Mortmain needs only one last item to complete his plan. He needs Tessa. And Jem and Will, the boys who lay equal claim to Tessa’s heart, will do anything to save her.

Review- That last book in the series was beautiful I cried so much in this book Tessa is engaged to Jem now I knew this book was going to tear out my heart and stomp on it and it did in many ways . When Gabriel comes and tells everyone his father is a worm the demon pox took over they go to fight and Tessa is still wearing her wedding dress Cecily is such a bad ass she jumps on the worm and Gabriel ends up killing it . The counsel goes to Gabriel and Gideon and asks them to spy on Charlotte what an asshole they don’t do it . Mortimain ends up buying all the yin fein so this could kill Jem and he doesn’t want anyone looking for a cure again he ends up throwing the rest of what he has away . oh the scene where Jem and will first met was so adorable . Will tells Tessa he loves her and she ends up being taken and jessie was killed . So will goes to find Tessa and Henry is working on a portal so he created the portal which is really cool and we find out what tessa is she is part shadowhunter part demon and she was taken and Mortimain is going to make more of the clockwork people but we find out that there is a angel living in tessa’s necklace . When Jem dies and Will can feel it I was sobbing . But Will finds Tessa and he tells her he loves her and then they have sexy time and will has a tattoo 😉 . Sophie is going to be a shadowhunter and Gideon proposes to her eeek so cute so they get the portal working and they go to find Tessa and will and the only others that join them are silent brothers . And Magnus is the one to find Tessa and Will haha I love Magnus so the fight as they are fighting and I thought Henry was dead from these clockwork people which made me cry . And the Counsel was killed by them . one of the silent brothers is JEM OMG how did this happen and Tessa saves the day with her Angel but she has a long time waking up and Jem says goodbye to Tessa and Will . Sophie becomes a shadowhunter Gabriel and Cecily kiss and Will proposes to tessa eeek so romantic so cute when it goes to the epilogue and when will died I was done for I was sobbing and Tessa and Jem meet to talk and he’s not a silent brother anymore oh my god this end of this trilogy killed me I loved it .

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You don’t think I can fight.” Tessa said, drawing back and matching his silvery gaze with her own. “Because I’m a girl.”
“I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress”, said Jem. “For what it’s worth, I don’t think Will could fight in that dress either.”
“Perhaps not,” said Will, who had ears like a bat'”But I would make a radiant bride.”

Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read. I would read them together with you, as many as I can, before I die -”
She put her hand against his chest, just over his heart, and felt its beat against her palm, a unique time signature that was all its own. “I only wish you would not speak of dying,” she said. “But even for that, yes, I know how you are with your words, and, Will- I love all of them. Every word you say. The silly ones, the mad ones, the beautiful ones, and the ones that are only for me. I love them, and I love you.”

“They say you cannot love two people equally at once,” she said. “And perhaps for others that is so. But you and Will—you are not like two ordinary people, two people who might have been jealous of each other, or who would have imagined my love for one of them diminished by my love of the other. You merged your souls when you were both children. I could not have loved Will so much if I had not loved you as well. And I could not love you as I do if I had not loved Will as I did.”

Five,’ she said. Her lips and cheeks were flushed, but her gaze was steady.
‘Five?’ Gabriel echoed blankly.
‘My rating,’ she said, and smiled at him. ‘Your skill and technique may, perhaps, require work, but the native talent is certainly there. What you require is practice.’
‘And you are willing to be my tutor?’
‘I should be very insulted if you chose another,’ Cecily said, and leaned up to kiss him again.”

A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
“I’m Gabriel.”
Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”

It’s all very romantic , Gabriel said , and then frowned . Or it would be , if my brother could get a word out without sounding like a choking frog . I fear he will go down in history as one the world’s great wooers of woman .

So you are dying for Love then , Will said finally his voice sounded constricted to his own ears . Dying a little faster for love . And there are worse things to die for

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Book Review: Mud vein Tarryn Fisher

Mud VeinMud Vein by Tarryn Fisher
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Febuary 10 – March 10

When reclusive novelist Senna Richards wakes up on her thirty-third birthday, everything has changed. Caged behind an electrical fence, locked in a house in the middle of the snow, Senna is left to decode the clues to find out why she was taken. If she wants her freedom, she has to take a close look at her past. But, her past has a heartbeat… and her kidnapper is nowhere to be found. With her survival hanging by a thread, Senna soon realizes this is a game. A dangerous one. Only the truth can set her free.

Review- This book has giving me a emotional book hangover . What if love was put to the test ?
When Senna Richards wakes up in the middle of no where with no memory of how she got there she looks around and finds Isaac who is from her past . This is all a game which they have to solve Senna has to dig into her past they are locked in a house with limited food and heat This book was amazing the writing is beautiful I love Issac he’s a doctor who use to be a drummer and he has very interesting tattoo’s he says things that are so beautiful . I was racking my brain to understand who would put them there and why and I couldn’t figure it out . They figured out the code and were able to go outside not that it did any good with an electrical fence . We go into Senna’s past when she met Isaac in very bad way Senna was raped on Christmas and as she was running out of the woods she meets Isaac . Isaac becomes her “Friend” Senna doesn’t have friends for reasons but he takes care of her helps her eat gets her to leave her place when she’s to scared to . Then Senna goes to the doctor and finds out she has breast cancer she finds comfort in Isaac and she goes to a therapist and talks about her past and her ex boyfriend Nick he’s a writer they went out for awhile until Nick didn’t want her anymore Isaac reads Nick’s book to her it’s like one big love letter to Senna she couldn’t read the entire thing cause she doesn’t like living in the past and Nick is her past . Senna starts having dreams of the rapist and Isaac comforts her . Issac’s tattoo’s are amazing he believes that soul mate and a love of your life is completely different cause one is a choice and one isn’t he tells Senna he loves her when they go to the carousel and they have sex but then Senna files a restraining order on him WTF . Nick’s book is about Senna telling his side of the story and I loved hearing about it he told Senna that she has a mud vein . Back in the present they can go outside but they can’t leave they are trapped the power goes out and Isaac almost dies twice I was crying so much in this book . They end up having sex on the table where Senna finds a well with more food but she breaks her leg . On Christmas they get the gift of power back and a box with her book Nick’s book and her mom’s book . Isaac get’s really sick and I was sure he was going to die and I crying and freaking out until the zookeeper shows up and it turns out to be a woman her therapist I didn’t see that coming but she says her goodbye to him and she takes him to a hospital they find Senna and take her back Senna wants to talk to the dragon and asks her why other than she was crazy . She gets in contact with Nick and they talk and she’s not in love with him anymore she has Cancer again and she’s going to die she goes to see Isaac and he tells her he’s in love with her she leaves town but gets a gift from Isaac another mix tape and she sends him a letter I loved this book I could say so much more it’s just a beautiful fucked up book.
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What’s the difference ? I asked him . ” Between the love of your life and your soulmate? one is a choice and one is not .

People lie . They use you and they lie , all they while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise , because life is about season , and seasons change . I hate change . You can’t rely on it , you can only rely on the fact it will happen . But before it does , and before you learn , you feel good about their stupid bullshit promises . You choose to believe them , because you need to . You go through a warm summer where everything is beautiful and there are no clouds – just warmth , warmth , warmth . You believe in a person’s permanence because humans have a tendency to stick to you when life is good . I call them honey summers . I’ve had enough honey summers in life to know that people leave you when winter comes . When life frosts you over and you’e shivering and layering on as much protection as you can just to survive . you don’t even notice it at first . The cold makes you too numb to see clearly . Then all of a sudden you look up and the snow is starting to melt , and you realize you spent the winter alone . That makes me mad as hell / Mad enough to leave people before they left me . That’s what I did with Nick . That’s what I tried to do with Isaac . Except he wouldn’t leave He stayed all winter .

Tell me a truth, Senna.”
“I don’t know how.”
“Then tell me a lie.”
“I don’t love you.”
“The truth is for the mind,” he says. “Lies are for the heart. So let’s just keep lying.”

There is a string that connects us that is not visible to the eye. Maybe every person has more than one soul they are connected to, and all over the world there are those invisible strings… Maybe the chances that you’ll find each and every one of your soul mates is slim. But sometimes you’re lucky enough to stumble across one. And you feel a tug. And it’s not so much a choice to love them though their flaws and through your differences, but rather you love them without even trying. You love their flaws.”

I dropped my eyes into his hand and snuck another look at the tattoos words —- I could just make out the tip of them . My eyes slid up the sleeves of his shirt and rested on his neck . I didn’t want to look in his eyes when I handed him my keys . A doctor who loved words. Imagine that.
I was curious . What did a man who had held a screaming woman all night have written on his body ?
That’s why writers write—to say things loudly with ink. To give feet to thoughts; to make quiet, still feelings loudly heard.”

“Love doesn’t leave. It bears all things”

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Book Review: Pucked up Helena Hunting

Pucked Up (Pucked, #2)Pucked Up by Helena Hunting
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Febuary 15- March 5

Miller “Buck” Butterson has been banging his way through life end. A real, non-bunny girlfriend to take on dates, and not jump into bed with after five seconds of conversation.

Miller thinks he’s found that woman in his teammate’s sister. Except, unlike team captain and all-around nice guy Alex Waters—who happens to date his stepsister, Miller’s media reputation as a manwhore is well earned. Beyond that minor detail, Miller doesn’t know the first thing about relationships or the time and effort they require.

Miller learns—eventually—that if he wants to make Sunshine “Sunny” Waters fall for him, he’s going to have to do a whole lot more than show her his stick skills in the bedroom.

Review- Miller Butterson has slept with a lot of woman well bunnies but then he falls for Sunny his teammate’s younger sister but to prove to her that he isn’t just a guy who sleeps with a ton of girls he goes to visit Sunny but Sunny always is getting Jealous when pictures of Miller and puck bunnies show up he misses his flight but gets there and he and Sunny talk but then get to fooling around I loved that this book was all in Miller’s point of view because we got to see how he was feeling and seeing things . Miller has Dyslexia which I didn’t see coming but I know how he’s felt . Sunny ends up going on a camping trip with her best friend Lilly who doesn’t like Miller Sunny’s ex boyfriend and Lilly’s boyfriend who is a dick . Miller is doing this hockey camp for people who can’t afford it which is amazing Miller meets a kid named Micheal who has cancer Miller’s mom died when he was a kid so he decides to throw a fundraiser . While at this camp with Miller’s best friend Randy he gets bit by a spider where you don’t want to be bit ow ow ow then Miller and Randy go to Alex’s cottage where everyone ended up . Sunny and Miller end up having sex outside which in resulted sunny having poison ivy on her chest . Lilly and her soon to be ex boyfriend end up fighting and he calls her a bitch which makes Randy mad and then Lilly kisses Randy OMG . And then Miller goes this car wash event which ends up turning out like one big porno and Sunny gets mad Lilly is pissed . Miller and Alex end up getting in a huge fight and Sunny and Miller break up I was on Miller’s side Sunny wasn’t trusting him he was always honest and there for her and she was always listing to other people’s opinions and then Miller starts Project Sunshine named after Sunny for Michel . Sunny and Miller start talking about everything then they end up having sex which Alex kind of walks in on and he is pissed and then Sunny is pissed cause Alex didn’t apologize to Miller . They get back together and Sunny comes to visit him and have a great time I loved this book this series is hot and funny .

Quotes- There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy. But I’ve found the best things in this life are the ones I’ve had to work hardest for

Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would’ve done it sooner.”

Besides , he’s to pretty for prison . They’d probably make him a bottom because of his monster cock.

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Book Review: a pucked Holiday outtake Helena Hunting

A Pucked Holiday Outtake (Pucked, #1.1)A Pucked Holiday Outtake by Helena Hunting
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

A Cute short sexy story with Alex and violet at Christmas time it involes a santa hat somewhere . 😛 I enjoyed it

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Book Review: Pucked Helena Hunting

Pucked (Pucked, #1)Pucked by Helena Hunting
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Febuary 9- 15

With a famous NHL player for a step-brother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation many hockey stars come with. She’s smart enough to steer clear of those hot, well-built boys with unparalleled stamina. That is until she meets the legendary team captain—Alex Waters.

Violet isn’t interested in his pretty, beat-up face, or his rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet’s previous misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes more than just a hot body with a face to match.

In what can only be considered a complete lapse in judgment, Violet finds out just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pants. But what starts out as a one-night stand, quickly turns into something more. Post-night of orgasmic magic, Alex starts to call, and text, and e-mail and send extravagant—and quirky—gifts, making him difficult to ignore, and even more difficult not to like.

The problem is, the media portrays Alex as a total player, and Violet doesn’t want to be part of the game.

Review- I loved this book it was so cute and funny Violet is dragged to her step brother’s Hockey game and there she meets Alex who is a hockey player who has reputation that isn’t exactly true Alex and Violet get talking and she kisses him she goes back to her hotel and he calls her she thought it was buck so she embarrass herself and she goes to his hotel room and they hook up twice . She leaves and Alex really likes Violet and he calls her when she gets back home Alex starts sending things to Violet and it’s so cute . Violet thinks Alex is a play boy and he hooks up with a bunch of puck bunnies but they talk that he really isn’t a playboy that’s just how it looks in the media they go on an amazing first date and she plays air hockey with him and she spends the night . She decides to surprise Alex at his game but he gets kicked out so she goes into the locker room and they kind of end up hooking up and the whole hockey team including Violet’s stepbrother end up seeing what’s going on after some yelling from Buck he punches Alex and Alex tells everyone that violet’s his girlfriend . Violet meets Alex’s family his mother I wasn’t a fan his dad was cool his sister ends up going out with Buck which I didn’t see coming . Alex’s manager want’s Alex to keep his relationship quiet what a DICK , Alex asks Violet to move in with him and she agrees and at the game is when it all goes to hell they win but Alex tells the media that Violet is just a friend oh god Alex so dumb . Alex loves Violet he fires his manger and is determined to get her back she moves out of her parents place and she is sad and broken but in a interview Alex tells Violet he loves her and she goes to the game and he tells her again they kiss and there back together she does finally end up moving in with Alex and he proposes to her it was amazing I loved this book onto the next one .
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“What is that?” The question is inane. But, honestly, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Alex chuckles nervously. As is appropriate since I’m holding his dick and I’m clearly not sane. “I mean, I know what it is. Obviously. Do you have some kind of . . . disorder? Like elephantiasis of the penis or something?” I did not say that out loud. “It’s not that big.” His erection slides in my grip. I can’t stop staring. My thumb and middle finger must have a good inch or more before they can meet. I squeeze to see if it helps bring them closer together. It doesn’t. What it does is make Alex groan, and that, oh holy monster of cock, is one hot noise.”

“I don’t like big weddings.” Her panic is clear. “All those people make me nervous. I’ll mess up the vows and say something inappropriate.”
“It doesn’t have to be big. It can be just the two of us if you want. We can wait until next summer—or the one after if a year isn’t long enough. We can get married up here by a justice of the peace on the end of the dock at sunset. A damn Rastafarian can perform the ceremony if that’s what you want. I don’t care about the wedding part. All I want to be is connected to you in the most significant way possible. I want you as my wife.”

“What’s going on here?” Buck asks just as loudly, gesturing wildly with his giant, hairy knuckled hands.
“I’m sucking his dick,” I say sarcastically. Sometimes I wish my mouth didn’t have a faulty connection to my brain allowing everything to come out unfiltered.
Alex coughs, his fingers twitching on my hip, and Buck’s face turns an unnatural shade of red. This is such an odd situation; the awkwardness causes me to continue to spew idiocy.
“Fine, you got me. I wasn’t sucking his dick. We were fucking each other’s mouths with our tongues. This is otherwise referred to as kissing, but mouth fucking sounds way dirtier, so I’m gonna go with that.”

I’m so pucked. There’d better be a support group for hockey hookers.”

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Book Review: 44 chapters about 4 men BB Easton

44 Chapters About 4 Men44 Chapters About 4 Men by B.B. Easton
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

**Warning: this text may contain spoilers** Febuary 9- 12

School psychologists aren’t supposed to write books about sex. Doing so would be considered “unethical” and “a fireable offense.” Lucky for you, ethics was never my strong suit.

After spending years trying to spice up my sex life, I gave up and took to my journal. Perhaps my gorgeous, cold, number crunching husband simply wasn’t capable of the kind of passion I’d come to expect. After all, my ex-boyfriends—a skinhead turned US Marine turned motorcycle club outlaw, a baby-faced punk rocker out on parole, and a heavy-metal bass player—were every bit as tattooed and testosterone-fueled as the leading men in my favorite romance novels. If I couldn’t have that kind of passion again in real life, at least I could write about it. Right? Nobody had to know. It would be my little secret.

Well, guess what? My husband read that shit.

And guess what else? He upped his fucking game.

Drunk with power and under the dubious advisement of my best friend and colleague, I began testing the limits—crafting journal entries specifically designed to manipulate Ken’s behavior. For the most part, he responded beautifully…except when he didn’t.

Told through actual journal entries, steamy short stories, personal emails, a few haikus, and at least one dirty limerick, 44 Chapters About 4 Men chronicles the year I spent toying with my husband’s mind and ignoring all ethical standards of psychology. I decided to publish it in the hopes that someone out there might benefit from my discovery—or at least laugh at it—but in doing so I’m risking more than just my career. If word of this book gets back to Ken, I could lose the very man I’ve worked so hard to perfect.

Review – I loved this book I was laughing my ass off when BB talks about her ex boyfriends and her husband . BB ends up writing a journal about her ex boyfriends and planting fake stuff for her husband Ken to find I think every girl should read this this book was hot and funny and all the guys in the book were entertaining Ken’s my favorite though .
Quotes-I’m going to go back into the bathroom and we’re going to try this again . only this time , when I come out here , you are going to say , you look nice , and I’m not going to stab your dick with my stiletto

I haven’t slept in like three days because I know the second I close my eyes Ken is going to , shh. shh, shh, and smother me with a pillow .

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Book Review: Everything Everything Nicole Yoon

Everything, EverythingEverything, Everything by Nicola Yoon
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

December 29- January 19

My disease is as rare as it is famous. Basically, I’m allergic to the world. I don’t leave my house, have not left my house in seventeen years. The only people I ever see are my mom and my nurse, Carla.

But then one day, a moving truck arrives next door. I look out my window, and I see him. He’s tall, lean and wearing all black—black T-shirt, black jeans, black sneakers, and a black knit cap that covers his hair completely. He catches me looking and stares at me. I stare right back. His name is Olly.

Maybe we can’t predict the future, but we can predict some things. For example, I am certainly going to fall in love with Olly. It’s almost certainly going to be a disaster.

Review- This book was beautiful . This is about Maddy who is allergic to the world she can’t go outside but when a new neighbor moves next door everything changes his name is Olly he has a tough home life his dad is a drunk and abuses his family . So they start messaging each other she wants to meet Olly and she finds a way how I love the way they talk to each other Olly is adorable he wears all black clothing and loves jumping and moving his body they start to fall for each other then end up kissing . one night Olly’s father is beating up Olly she freaks and goes outside her mom freaks . And her mom takes away the computer so they have problems contacting each other . Maddy leaves her house and goes to Olly they decide to go on a trip Hawaii she told him she had pills so they leave and go there and they swim they eat she loves him he loves her they have a very intimate moment oh my god :O and then Maddy gets sick she goes back home she tells him that there wasn’t pills and she ends the talking with Olly even though she misses him but when she gets an email telling her she was never sick she starts to suspect and she finds out she was never sick her mom lied to her . Maddy’s mom went though a lot when her husband and son were killed and she never healed . Maddy goes to NYC to go to Olly and the scene in the bookstore so cute I loved this book beautiful writing so amazing .
Quotes-Love is worth everything. Everything.”

Sometimes I reread my favorite books from back to front. I start with the last chapter and read backward until I get to the beginning. When you read this way, characters go from hope to despair, from self-knowledge to doubt. In love stories, couples start out as lovers and end as strangers. Coming-of-age books become stories of losing your way. Your favorite characters come back to life.”

I read once that, on average, we replace the majority of our cells every seven years. Even more amazing: we change the upper layers of our skin every two weeks. If all the cells in our body did this, we’d be immortal. But some of our cells, like the ones in our brains, don’t renew. They age, and age us. In two weeks my skin will have no memory of Olly’s hand on mine, but my brain will remember. We can have immortality or the memory of touch. But we can’t have both.

You can’t predict the future. It turns out that you can’t predict the past either. Time moves in both directions – forward and backward – and what happens here and now changes them both.”

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Book Review: The score Elle Kennedy

The Score (Off-Campus, #3)The Score by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

January 14- 17

He knows how to score, on and off the ice

Allie Hayes is in crisis mode. With graduation looming, she still doesn’t have the first clue about what she’s going to do after college. To make matters worse, she’s nursing a broken heart thanks to the end of her longtime relationship. Wild rebound sex is definitely not the solution to her problems, but gorgeous hockey star Dean Di-Laurentis is impossible to resist. Just once, though, because even if her future is uncertain, it sure as heck won’t include the king of one-night stands.

It’ll take more than flashy moves to win her over

Dean always gets what he wants. Girls, grades, girls, recognition, girls…he’s a ladies man, all right, and he’s yet to meet a woman who’s immune to his charms. Until Allie. For one night, the feisty blonde rocked his entire world—and now she wants to be friends? Nope. It’s not over until he says it’s over. Dean is in full-on pursuit, but when life-rocking changes strike, he starts to wonder if maybe it’s time to stop focusing on scoring…and shoot for love
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Review- Dean is a playboy he sleeps with a lot of girls and after the night when Allie breaks up for Sean for good she ends up going over to hide over at the apartment which she walks in on Dean having almost sex with two girls . So they end up hanging out and drinking to much and having crazy sex but Allie is ashamed and Dean can’t get Allie out of his head so they agree to hook up . Dean’s old coach comes back into his life he ends up having to coach some kids and he really loves doing it . Sean keeps trying to get to Allie but she tells him she slept with someone . Dean and Allie didn’t tell there friends about them hooking up Allie was embarrassed but she ends up liking Dean a lot and not just for sex . Tucker is acting fishy and Dean’s coach mostly thinks he just drinks Allie gets Jealous and they end up doing some stuff at the bar . Dean and Allie spend thanksgiving together her father hates Dean thinks he’s just a rich boy but what I liked about Dean is he cares he comes off in this way about him other than being hot as hell . Things go to hell when Sean finds out that Allie hooked up with Dean and Sean calls her a lot of names and then she tells Hannah to call Dean cause she needed him and then they officially start dating eeek there so cute . I love Dean and Allie together cause there so different but they work together but then something bad happens Dean’s friend dies in a car crash and Dean goes down bad he gets high he drinks he misses Allies play and then Garret punches him I mean I would of to and Allie dumps him she agrees to give him another chance but she needs to be alone Dean apologizes to everyone he has wronged since his friend dies and Dean and Allie get back together and Dean decides to be a coach I loved this book I laughed a lot in this book can’t wait for the next oh and the ending TUCKER IS GOING TO BE A FATHER with Sabrina the girl who hates Dean Can’t wait for the next one .
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Whatcha making?” I call out to Tucker. “Soup,” he calls back. “And baking some bread.” I sigh. “Sometimes I worry about him,” I tell Allie. “The more domestic he gets, the bigger the risk of his penis falling off.” She tsks in disapproval. “Sexist bastard.” “I think you mean sexy bastard,” I say helpfully. “No, I got it right the first time.”

Life hack: if you don’t want someone asking you questions, say the word tampon, and the conversation ends.”

“surprised his head doesn’t spin and his eyeballs don’t bug out. “Um.” His gaze bounces around the bathroom like a rubber ball. He looks at the towel rack, where his cargo pants are hanging. He looks at the bathtub, where I’m lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra. He looks at the bubbles surrounding my body like a fluffy white cloud. And then he looks at Winston. “Dude,” I blurt out. “It’s not what it looks like.” “Nope, nope, nope, I don’t want to know!”

I told you, my dad made sure I knew self-defense.” “Well, kudos to your dad for making sure you could protect yourself. Followed by a fuck you to your dad for turning you into a deadly weapon.”

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Book Review: The mistake Elle Kennedy

The Mistake (Off-Campus, #2)

The Mistake by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

**Warning: this text may contain spoilers**

January 13-14

He’s a player in more ways than one…

College junior John Logan can get any girl he wants. For this hockey star, life is a parade of parties and hookups, but behind his killer grins and easygoing charm, he hides growing despair about the dead-end road he’ll be forced to walk after graduation. A sexy encounter with freshman Grace Ivers is just the distraction he needs, but when a thoughtless mistake pushes her away, Logan plans to spend his final year proving to her that he’s worth a second chance.

Now he’s going to need to up his game…

After a less than stellar freshman year, Grace is back at Briar University, older, wiser, and so over the arrogant hockey player she nearly handed her V-card to. She’s not a charity case, and she’s not the quiet butterfly she was when they first hooked up. If Logan expects her to roll over and beg like all his other puck bunnies, he can think again. He wants her back? He’ll have to work for it. This time around, she’ll be the one in the driver’s seat, and she plans on driving him wild.

Review – I loved this series it just gets better and better with each book . John Logan is a playboy when he meets Grace a lot of things change . he ends up knocking on her room by accident and then they watch a movie and fool around . Logan is trying to get over Hannah his best friend’s girlfriend and he doesn’t want to use Grace until he ends up hurting her when they almost have sex but he tells her no and then Grace’s bitch of a best friend ends up texting Logan ugh what a ugh but when Hannah confronts Logan about there little situation on how he has a thing for her it isn’t her he wants its the relationship but Grace won’t talk to him she ends up spending the summer in paris with her mom and Logan has to deal with his home life and knowing he won’t be playing hockey for awhile after college so he can take care of his dad . But when he catches up to Grace he wants to take her out on a date but she says no Grace has changed a lot she doesn’t let her best friend control her life and she meets new friends and ends up going on a date with this on at a party but ends up kissing Logan and then Logan pretty much tells the guy his intentions with Grace but Grace finally agrees to go out with him well he has to do these tasks and its so sweet and adorable on how much he wants to prove to Grace how much he cares and then he takes her out and its so cute and adorable and then they spend the weekend together and they finally have sex and it was intense . Logan is a mess when one day he has to take care of his father and then ends up breaking down and when Grace and Logan end up having a fight about his future and his fear of Grace breaking up with him she tells him she loves him OMG and then she storms out but he finds her and tells her he loves her its so sweet so Logan’s father sits him and his brother down and tells them he’s going to rehab again and Logan has a chance to play hockey now I loved this book soo good onto the next one.
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I’m comfortable enough with my hetero status to say that if I did play for the other team? I wouldn’t just fuck Garrett Graham, I’d marry him.

Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?’ I grumble. ‘Bros before hos, dude.’
‘Call my girlfriend a ho one more time and you won’t have a bro.”

Just as the door opens, I look intently at the screen and act like I’m still chatting with her mother. ‘–And she stuck her finger in my ass when she was blowing me, which was fucking incredible. I never thought I’d enjoy having anything up there, but–‘
Grace screams in horror.”

“Seriously, dude, put on a shirt.”

“Hey, you know what they say,” Dean drawls. “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”

“No, I’m pretty sure they say put on a shirt when you go for a run, you cocky narcissist.”

His jaw drops. “Narcissist? More like realist. Look at these abs, Wellsy. Actually, touch them. Seriously. It will change your life.”

Oh, he’s joining the team,” Dean declares. “I don’t care if I have to suck his dick to get him to agree to it.”

Laughter breaks out all around him.

“Sucking dick now, are we?” I ask pleasantly.

An evil gleam lights his eyes. “You know what? I won’t just suck it,” he says slowly. “I’ll suck him off. You know, give him an orgasm.”

The other guys exchange mystified looks, but Dean’s mocking look tells me exactly where he’s going with this. Jackass.

“I’m not sure if you all know this, but an orgasm is the point of completion in the pleasure process.” Dean gives me an innocent smile. “Men and women achieve it in different ways. For example, when a woman reaches completion, she might moan or gasp or—
I swear on all that is holy—if one of you doesn’t tell me what the hell just went down here, I’m going to lose my shit.”

I chuckle. “My girl wanted me to send her a boudoir shot of me on a red velvet chaise lounge, but you have no idea how hard it is to find a goddamn red velvet chaise lounge.”

“You say this as if it’s an explanation. It is not.” Justin sighs like the weight of the world rests on his shoulders. “You hockey players are fucked up.”

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Book Review: The deal elle Kennedy

The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)The Deal by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

January 11-13

She’s about to make a deal with the college bad boy…

Hannah Wells has finally found someone who turns her on. But while she might be confident in every other area of her life, she’s carting around a full set of baggage when it comes to sex and seduction. If she wants to get her crush’s attention, she’ll have to step out of her comfort zone and make him take notice…even if it means tutoring the annoying, childish, cocky captain of the hockey team in exchange for a pretend date.

…and it’s going to be oh so good.

All Garrett Graham has ever wanted is to play professional hockey after graduation, but his plummeting GPA is threatening everything he’s worked so hard for. If helping a sarcastic brunette make another guy jealous will help him secure his position on the team, he’s all for it. But when one unexpected kiss leads to the wildest sex of both their lives, it doesn’t take long for Garrett to realize that pretend isn’t going to cut it. Now he just has to convince Hannah that the man she wants looks a lot like him.

Review- I loved loved this book it was cute and very funny . Hannah gets suckered into tutoring Garrett in trade he has to help her get the attention of Justin a guy in her class . Garrett annoys Hannah but she’s attracted to him she ends up kissing him and then they hook up and Garret starts to fall for Hannah . Garrett and Hannah have been through a lot Hannah was raped when she was 15 and it’s caused her some problems over the years like she doesn’t drink in public but she trusts Garrett and lets her guard down . Garrett’s father is just an abusive asshole who is a hockey legend he ends up threatening Hannah that if she doesn’t break up with him he’ll cut Garrett off and that’s what she does and it broke my heart to read because she so in love with him but that jackass worms his way but Garrett doesn’t take no for a answer and ends up telling any guy that there not allowed to touch Hannah and then she tells him the truth I loved this book it made me laugh out loud I loved the characters so funny and adorable .

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“Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them

“He shakes his head in amazement. “Your voice is…fuck, Wellsy, it’s beautiful.” My cheeks heat up. “You think so?” His impassioned expression tells me he’s dead serious. “Play something else,” he orders. “Um. What do you want to hear?” “Anything. I don’t care.” I’m startled by the intensity in his voice, the emotion now glittering in his gray eyes. “I just need to hear you sing again

“Say it,” he orders. “Say what?” I use the corner of his blanket to wipe the moisture staining my cheeks. “Say Garrett Graham, you are a sex god. You have achieved what no other man ever has. You—” I punch him in the shoulder. “Oh my God, you’re such a jerk. I will never, ever say those words.” “Sure you will.” He smirks at me. “Once I’m through with you, you’ll be shouting those words out from the rooftops.”

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