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Book Review: Unwrapping his package Cameron Hart

Unwrapping His Package

Unwrapping His Package by Cameron Hart

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


December 15
Indie: I trust my gut, the universe, and the healing power of sugar. I’ll admit I had my doubts in all three of those things when my sister wanted to move all the way here to Christmas, Michigan in the dead of winter. I’ve been scrambling to be the supportive sister after her messy divorce, but I’m exhausted. Just when I think I’m at my breaking point, I sense something. The universe is telling me it’ll all work out. I know my gut instinct is right when I see him. I instantly want to know everything about the tall, broad shouldered, blue-eyed man staring at me. I want to unwrap him layer by layer. All of him. Every single inch.

Walker: As a doctor, I trust my mind, science, and empirical evidence. Until I see her. The short, curvy minx stares right at me, her teal eyes gliding down my body. My chest tightens and I can’t catch my breath. I run through a list of symptoms and possible diagnoses, but nothing quite matches what I’m feeling. My condition only worsens the longer I look at her, yet I can’t bring myself to do anything else. Love at first sight isn’t possible, but one look at my pixie and I know she’s about to prove me wrong.

Review : I loved this one this is about walker and Indie . Indie just moved to Christmas with her sister and nephew who all have been through a lot. Indie meets walker instantly they have a connection and walker wants to take care of Indie. After a bad car crash walker finds Indie and takes her to get warm and then they hook up more than once .Walker proposes to Indie and she says yes . Five years later they have two kids so cute I loved their relationship and cute moments.
Quotes:

A painting is nice to look at. Walker Evans is holy hotness personified.

“I love you so much, Walker Evans.” “Thank fuck,” he breaths out, making me giggle






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Book Review: Red , white & Royal Blue Casey Mcquiston

Red, White & Royal Blue

Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Dec 7-14

First Son Alex Claremont-Diaz is the closest thing to a prince this side of the Atlantic. With his intrepid sister and the Veep’s genius granddaughter, they’re the White House Trio, a beautiful millennial marketing strategy for his mother, President Ellen Claremont. International socialite duties do have downsides—namely, when photos of a confrontation with his longtime nemesis Prince Henry at a royal wedding leak to the tabloids and threaten American/British relations. The plan for damage control: staging a fake friendship between the First Son and the Prince.

As President Claremont kicks off her reelection bid, Alex finds himself hurtling into a secret relationship with Henry that could derail the campaign and upend two nations. What is worth the sacrifice? How do you do all the good you can do? And, most importantly, how will history remember you

Review : I absolutely loved this book I love all the characters but I love Alex and Henry. Alex is the first son of a woman president and they are going to a royal wedding and Alex kinda hates the prince Henry but he gets drunk and they end up falling on a very expensive cake so to do damage control they have to pretend to be best friends . But it starts not being pretend and they start to actually be friends . On new years June invites Henry to the new years party and Alex and Henry kiss and Alex is frozen cause since the kiss he can’t stop thinking about it and Henry he finally realizes he’s Bisexual and him and Henry start hooking up and then Alex starts to really fall for him but its complicated cause Alex isn’t out to public and Henry doesn’t think he could ever be out cause he’s a prince .Henry tries to ghost him but Alex goes to London and calls him out and tells him he loves him and that they will make this work . Then he’ll breaks loose Alex and Henry emails leak the man Richards going against Alex mom caused a sex scandle to happen so he could win but it didn’t work his mom won again .

Quotes : Thinking about history makes me wonder how I’ll fit into it one day, I guess. And you too. I kinda wish people still wrote like that. History, huh? Bet we could make some.”


Should I tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I’ve just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined? That I can feel your skin against mine, and it makes every bone in my body ache? That, for a few moments, I can hold my breath and be back there with you, in a dream, in a thousand rooms, nowhere at all?”

Alex snatches a shirt and boxers at random from the floor, shoves them at Henry’s chest, and points him towards the closet. “Get in there.”

“Quite,” he observes.

“Yes, we can unpack the ironic symbolism later. GO.”

“I am the First Son of the United States, and I’m bisexual. History will remember us.”


Oh my God, I thought you were getting into international relations or something.”
“I mean, technically—”
“If you finish that sentence, I’m gonna spend tonight in jail.”


I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”


Hi,” he says, when he reaches Henry’s eye level. “Hello,” Henry says back. “I’m gonna take your pants off now,” Alex tells him. “Yes, good, carry on.”



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Book Review: Stuffing her stocking Shaw Hart

Stuffing Her Stocking

Stuffing Her Stocking by Shaw Hart

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


December 5
Beau is the least cheerful person in Christmas, Michigan. He took over his dad’s mechanic shop and now he’s stuck in this holiday town.

When his dog runs off one night as he’s closing up, he follows him to a find a car that slid off the road. He rushes down to help and comes face to face with Holly.

One look into her green eyes and it feels like his tiny Grinch heart just grew three sizes.

Will Beau be able to convince Holly that he’s the man for her and that she should stay in Christmas with him forever?

Review: this was such a cute and sexy Christmas story this is about Holly and Beau. Holly ends up kinda crashing her car and Beau owns a car shop so he offers to fix her car and they start to get to know each other and flirt and they end up fooling around. They decorate for Christmas and they sleep together and start to fall for each other and Holly decides to stay in Christmas with Beau. They end up getting married and have kids such a sweet story

Quote : I love you, Holly. This might be a terrible thing to say but I am so glad that you slid off the road. I wasn’t looking for you or to have this kind of relationship with someone but now that I’ve found you, I can’t let you go.




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Book Review: Snow Plowed Abby Knox

Snow Plowed

Snow Plowed by Abby Knox

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


December 4

Renowned LA-based photographer Aiden had one job: spend a few weeks in a tiny Midwestern town and capture scenes of a small-town Christmas. Pretty straight-forward, until he comes across one beloved — not to mention kind, funny, sassy and beautiful — citizen who keeps dodging the camera. He’ll do everything in his power to get her attention, even if it means digging himself a hole in the snow he can’t get out of.

Snow plow driver Ruby doesn’t like having her picture taken. The sooner that flirty LA photographer gets that through his head, the better. With a big snowstorm on the way, she’s got way more urgent things on her mind than flirting or posing for silly photos. He can keep trying to get her attention and to change her mind, but unless he’s buried up to his neck in snow without a shovel, he’ll be trying for a long, long time.

This book has all the stuff of your favorite Hallmark movie — small-town Christmas with a side of fish-out-of-water and a dash of we’re-stuck-together-in-a-snowstorm — with one important difference: when these two come together it’ll knock your snow boots off!

Review: this was such a cute Christmas story I love Ruby and Aiden . Ruby is well loved in the town of Christmas and Aiden is the photographer hired to photograph Christmas and he fall for her imminently. Aiden is so sweet with Ruby and cares for her Ruby doesn’t liker her photo done cause when she was 17 boys took photos of girls and rated them. Ryby wants Aiden to take photos of her naked and then sleep with her and thats what they do. Aiden wants to move to Christmas and be with her but then something bad happens Aiden accidentally mailed Ruby nudes to LA and Aiden creepy assistant posted them on social media. He comes back to Christmas and everyone is pissed at him for Ruby but Ruby explains to the town and then they go off to have some fun. A year after they meet they get engaged loved the story .
Quotes
But better get inside now and put on snow pants. Your tender LA testicles are gonna freeze and fall off if you have to hoof it.” Before I shut my door and start the engine, I hear him shout. “What are snow pants?”

“I never cried so many happy tears until I met you, Aidan.”




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Book Review: The not so silent night Megan Wade

The Not So Silent Night

The Not So Silent Night by Megan Wade

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


December 4

Book 1 of the Santa’s Coming collaboration.

Santa’s coming to town and this Christmas Eve is going to be anything but a silent night!

When Bella returns home for the Holidays, the last thing she’s expecting is to find a man in her bathroom. Turns out, her parents’ new neighbor is a bit of a handyman and was fixing a leaky pipe as a favor.
He can fix my leaky pipes whenever he likes…
The handsome bachelor isn’t much of a talker, but Ryder likes what he sees when the busty beauty busts in on him and almost falls at his feet–and lose her towel in the process.
Neither of them believe in Christmas Miracles, but with their bedroom windows facing each other, they’re in for an interesting show, and a not so silent night…

The Not So Silent Night is part of the Santa’s Coming Collaboration with five of your favorite instalove authors. As always, this story comes with Megan Wade’s Sugar Promise, low drama, high heat, guaranteed.

Book Review: Bella is back in her hometown of Christmas for Christmas where she meets Ryder who is fixing her parents sink and she’s only in a towel . They soon begin to flirt with each other but Ryder doesn’t think he deserves her cause of his past with the army . But he gives in and they end up sleeping together and engaged on Christmas and five years later they are married with two kids so cute .
Quote
just know you are the best Christmas present this man could ever ask for.”



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Book Review: Daddy’s Angel K.A Knight

Daddy's Angel

Daddy’s Angel by K.A. Knight

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


November 18-27

I never wanted to need him.

But when my boyfriend cheats on me, I decide to get a little revenge…by sleeping with his father.

Tyler, Mr. Phillips. The silver fox that fills my fantasies and has been off limits… until now. Our one night together turns into more than we could have ever imagined, but when real life explodes into our torrid romance can we handle what it brings?

Hearts are broken, lives are ruined, but if we can survive the world pulling us apart, we just might have a chance at a happily ever after.

Buckle up daddy, I’m about to be your angel.

Screw you Justin, your dad does it better

Review : I loved this book this is about Lexi she’s dating Justin but then she meets Justins dad Tyler who she can’t stop thinking about . Justin ends up cheating on Lexi and breaking up with her . Tyler comes to see Lexi at the club she works at and they end up hooking up all weekend. Lexi and Tyler know this more than just sex .Lexi doesn’t want to go public yet cause she’s afraid of ruining Tylers reputation. I love Tyler he care so much for Lexi its so sweet . Lexi ends up coming to a family thing with Tyler and Tylers dad figures out they are together. Justin starts stalking Lexi and tells her he wants to get back together but she says no but then he breaks into her apartment and catches Tyler and Lexi together and he freaks out .then he tries to blackmail Tyler but then something bad happens Justin gets in a car crash and dies Tyler is a wreck and ends up breaking up with Lexi she’s hurting and so is he and when enough time passes they get back together. Four months later Tyler proposes and shows Lexi the house he had built and then they are pregnant with a girl I loved this book.

Quotes :
Tyler Phillips will ruin me. I know it, I saw it in those eyes. But I want it. I want to be ruined at his hands. Broken and remade.



I’ve had my fair share of boys and fools, and now I want a king who will take care of me in every way.


This angel walked her beautiful ass right into the demon’s lair, and this demon


You make me want to be the man you see when you look at me.”


Tyler Phillips is my new obsession. He’s the reason behind all those love song lyrics I sing without understanding. But now I finally do, they are starting to make sense.



I’m sick of men thinking they own me just because they’ve stuck their dick in me. They never have the right to touch me unless I say they do, and they need to realise that, because I’m tired of just accepting it.


Love doesn’t have an age limit, son. As long as you’re both happy and consenting, does it matter? You only get one life on this world, Tyler, don’t waste it on worrying what others will think or do. Just spend it being happy,



Hearts heal, sometimes stronger than before, sometimes as thin as paper that’s easily shredded so they have to be protected,”


Life is too short not to live in every single second of it. The good, the bad, the ugly.



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Book Review: Trouble with the hotshot boss Holly Renee

Trouble with the Hotshot Boss (Rock Bottom #2)

Trouble with the Hotshot Boss by Holly Renee

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


August 30-September 11

How do you screw up your life in three steps? Easy.

Step one: Graduate from college with no prospective jobs lined up.

Step two: Move back home with your parents because no job unfortunately equals no money.

Step 3: Forget to social media stalk the guy who broke your heart before accepting a job in a town with a smaller population than a frat party on a Wednesday night.

I should quit but living with my parents forever doesn’t seem like a solid life plan.

Jase Hale is the golden boy. Our boss thinks he’s beyond talented. The receptionist sends him more flirty smiles and baked goods than is considered normal for a woman old enough to be his mom.

I try to avoid him and his undeniable charm at all costs.

He does everything he can to get under my skin.

Every encounter leaves me reeling.

Every smirk makes my stomach flip.

I assume he’s playing with me, just pushing my buttons like always, but when he lifts me onto my desk and shuts me up with his lips on mine, I’m more confused than ever.

It doesn’t matter that he’s trying to prove me wrong. Having my heart broken by the same jerk twice in one lifetime isn’t an option.

He already blew his shot, and I have no intention of getting in Trouble with the Hotshot Boss

Review : Loved the story between Jase and Sophie
Sophie is Tucker sister and Jase is Tucker best friend
Years ago Sophie and Jase almost hooked up but Tucker almost interrupted and Jase freaked out . Sophie ends up working with Jase at a architecture company. Sophie is trying to deal with working with Jase. Jase and Sophie end up having sex . Sophie knows she shouldn’t get attached to Jase that he could break her heart .Tucker and Kennedy come into town for their wedding. Jase ends up telling Tucker about him and Sophie and Tucker punches him but he tells Tucker that he’s in love with Sophie. Sophie ends up getting a job in Seattle but turns it down but Jase hears about it and freaks out and gets pissy at Sophie cause he thought Sophie was taking the job. He apologizes they officially start dating. A year later they are working on the building Sophie is working on Jase and Sophie are engaged.

Quotes :August 30-September 11

How do you screw up your life in three steps? Easy.

Step one: Graduate from college with no prospective jobs lined up.

Step two: Move back home with your parents because no job unfortunately equals no money.

Step 3: Forget to social media stalk the guy who broke your heart before accepting a job in a town with a smaller population than a frat party on a Wednesday night.

I should quit but living with my parents forever doesn’t seem like a solid life plan.

Jase Hale is the golden boy. Our boss thinks he’s beyond talented. The receptionist sends him more flirty smiles and baked goods than is considered normal for a woman old enough to be his mom.

I try to avoid him and his undeniable charm at all costs.

He does everything he can to get under my skin.

Every encounter leaves me reeling.

Every smirk makes my stomach flip.

I assume he’s playing with me, just pushing my buttons like always, but when he lifts me onto my desk and shuts me up with his lips on mine, I’m more confused than ever.

It doesn’t matter that he’s trying to prove me wrong. Having my heart broken by the same jerk twice in one lifetime isn’t an option.

He already blew his shot, and I have no intention of getting in Trouble with the Hotshot Boss

Review : Loved the story between Jase and Sophie
Sophie is Tucker sister and Jase is Tucker best friend
Years ago Sophie and Jase almost hooked up but Tucker almost interrupted and Jase freaked out . Sophie ends up working with Jase at a architecture company. Sophie is trying to deal with working with Jase. Jase and Sophie end up having sex . Sophie knows she shouldn’t get attached to Jase that he could break her heart .Tucker and Kennedy come into town for their wedding. Jase ends up telling Tucker about him and Sophie and Tucker punches him but he tells Tucker that he’s in love with Sophie. Sophie ends up getting a job in Seattle but turns it down but Jase hears about it and freaks out and gets pissy at Sophie cause he thought Sophie was taking the job. He apologizes they officially start dating. A year later they are working on the building Sophie is working on Jase and Sophie are engaged.

Quotes :
It didn’t matter though. I would let him take a tour of my panty drawer if it meant I could get him away from my crazy mom.

I was going to tell him that, but his eyes were firmly planted on my ass. I snapped my fingers. “Up here, Mr. Hale.”

Hating Jase Hale was far easier than liking him

Jase in his work clothes was hot. This Jase, this was my every teenage fantasy come to life.

Fuck you, Jase.” She spit the words at me. “Ah, darling. You already have.”





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Book Review: Marrying up Abby Knox

Marrying Up

Marrying Up by Abby Knox

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Aug 4-5

When loyal ranch hand Smitty is asked to help a big city wedding planner arrange his boss’s nuptials, he’s ready to saddle up. The gorgeous whirlwind of a wedding coordinator quickly takes over the ranch and stakes a claim on Smitty’s heart.

Ally has one job to do and that’s to get Sam and Wren married in one week. Tall and capable, this ranch manager turns out to be pretty good at more than just helping her drape tulle at this rustic-chic affair; his kisses also touch down like a twister in Tornado Alley.

Review : This book was adorable Smitty is so cute and sweet and I love Ally their relationship is sweet . Ally is the wedding planner of Sam and wren . Smitty helps Ally with the wedding planning and they get closer after sam and wren wedding they go off to have some fun. A year later they get married and it doesn’t go smoothly but it was fun and cute . Then it goes to 5 year later where they have kids and they are planning for another loved this book.

Quotes :


Let’s go check on the mamas, Charmander.” Yes, I named my horse after a Pokémon character.


Am I going to let this cowboy put his hands on me? Yes. Yes, I am.


You better marry that girl, or it ain’t proper.” I whirl around and I see Sam and Wren.



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Book Review: Shacking up Abby Knox

Shacking Up

Shacking Up by Abby Knox

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Aug 3-4

Sam may have a ranch to run, but he’s not one to shirk his civic duties when he receives a jury summons in the mail. Fate, however, seems to be summoning him to the jury pool for entirely different reasons when a fellow juror half his age buddies up to him and refuses to leave him alone.

Nobody has ever stuck up for Wren before, who’s been on her own since she was a teen. When the grouchy rancher, Sam, acts on his protective instincts on her behalf, Wren is sure beyond a reasonable doubt that he’s meant to be hers for life.

Review : This book was really cute and sweet so this is about wren and sam who meet when they are doing jury duty . Sam is an old cowboy and Wren she is a girl who hasn’t had a lot of people care about her . Sam and wren start to connect more and end up having sex . sam falls for wren and after there jury duty is over they plan to get married and move in together I loved it .

Quotes:
Some people read cowboy books. The lady in the row in front of us crochets baby blankets. Me? I listen to guys jerk it while I cross stitch cuss words and pictures of vaginas. I didn’t bring the current cross stitch project with me today, though. I can’t very well be stitching “Fuck Off” at the county courthouse,

Meet me in the room in five minutes.” “But I’m enjoying the movie,” I say, even though her whispers awaken the need in my body. “Sam.” “What? I am!” “I’ll be naked.” “See you in five minutes.”

We’ve got all the time in the world, sweet girl.”









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Book Review: City of heavenly fire Cassandra Clare

City of Heavenly Fire (The Mortal Instruments, #6)

City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


June 29-July 19

Shadowhunters and demons square off for the final showdown in the spellbinding, seductive conclusion to the #1 New York Times bestselling Mortal Instruments series.

Darkness has descended on the Shadowhunter world. Chaos and destruction overwhelm the Nephilim as Clary, Jace, Simon, and their friends band together to fight the greatest evil they have ever faced: Clary’s own brother. Sebastian Morgenstern is on the move, systematically turning Shadowhunter against Shadowhunter. Bearing the Infernal Cup, he transforms Shadowhunters into creatures of nightmare, tearing apart families and lovers as the ranks of his Endarkened army swell. Nothing in this world can defeat Sebastian—but if they journey to the realm of demons, they just might have a chance…

Lives will be lost, love sacrificed, and the whole world will change. Who will survive the explosive sixth and final installment of the Mortal Instruments series?


Review: All the feels the end of this series we get more from some new characters Emma and Julian and the whole blackthorn family who are going to be in Lady midnight. Sebastion attacks the institute he changes Julian father into a dark Shadowhunter. They all get into the portal . Jace is learning how to deal with the hevenly fire in his body. Every has to go to Idris and Simon has to stay behind . Jordan is watching over simon as his bodyguard but then simon gets taken . A bunch of werewolves get killed sebastian kills Jordan . Maia was planning on breaking up with Jordan which I kinda guessed was going to happen . Maureen takes simon but Raphael helps him escape and gets him to idris . Where he drinks some spoiled blood and drunkly tells izzy he loves her . Maia becomes head of the werewolves. Brother Zachariah becomes human again .
Simon , alec ,clary ,Izzy and Jace all go to the demon relm

Where you know is definitely time to have sexy times clary and Jace

They finally get to sebastian and they trick him long enough for clary to stab him. For them to leave the demon relm they call on magnus father who wants magnus immortality which means he will die but simon volunteers instead but the demon wants his memories . Simon agrees and clary cries when she goes back. Jace says he officially wants to be a herondale. Magnus helps simon remember a little . Tessa and Clary meet
Loved the ending I cried .

Quotes :

Simon , you’re blushing, observed Jace. And you’re a vampire and almost never blush, so this better be really juicy . And weird

Herondales.” Zachariah’s voice was a breath, half laughter, half pain. “I had almost forgotten. No other family does so much for love, or feels so much guilt for it. Don’t carry the weight of the world on you, Jace. It’s too heavy for even a Herondale to bear.”

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?” There was a sound of shattering glass, and they both sat up to see Alec glaring at them. He had dropped the empty bottle of wine he had been carrying, and there were bits of sparkly glass all over the cave floor. “WHY CAN’T YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO DO THESE HORRIBLE THINGS? MY EYES.”

“It’s a demon realm, Alec,” Isabelle said. “There’s nowhere for us to go.”

“And you said I should look after her-” Simon began, then realized that would not be a productive line of conversation, and shut up.”

Herondales.” Zachariah’s voice was a breath, half laughter, half pain. “I had almost forgotten. No other family does so much for love, or feels so much guilt for it. Don’t carry the weight of the world on you, Jace. It’s too heavy for even a Herondale to bear.”

Jem: Come in.
Jace: Where’s Brother Zachariah?
Jem: I’m right here. Jace Herondale. And once more a Herondale is the object of my deliverance. I should have anticipated.”


Okayyyyy,” Isabelle said in a low voice, “When did Brother Zachariah get hot?”

I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually
know how to make a pie.”
He paused, clearly waiting.
Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?”
“Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.”




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Book Review: Can’t Text this Tegan Hunter

Can't Text This (Texting, #3)

Can’t Text This by Teagan Hunter

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


May 28-31

Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?”

That’s how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.

Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.

I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.

Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was⁠—unfinished business.

I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again…but I did.

Everything was going great—until we discovered I was his son’s teacher

Review: Loved Robbie’s book . Robbie is Zach best friend. Robbie ends up making out with a girl named monty at the bar and she leaves him but leaves her number . Robbie can’t stop thinking about her so Zach tells him to text her so he does and they text for awhile and they both want to have sex but monty has been making him wait . The agreement was to sleep together and then go their separate ways but once they had sex they couldn’t and monty was a virgin and didn’t tell Robbie at first . They end up fooling around a lot more and then make it official and then they find out something big . Monty is Robbie son teacher and there isn’t any rule against it but the creep teacher catches Robbie and Monty together at a photo booth and saved the photo for blackmail and they broke up . Monty goes to her boss and explains the situation and the boss says he going to talk with creep teacher. Robbie and monty get back together and a year later they move in together so cute .

QuotesHey, I’m Monty.” “Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?


Is Uncle Zach a creeper?” The kid’s voice is full of excitement because he is in love with my best friend. In a weird turn of events, I met Zach the same night I got my ex-girlfriend pregnant.




The biggest one I know. Don’t let him in.” “I’m not a creep. I’m awesome,” Zach says


I stare at my best friend, mouth hanging open in shock. “You’ve turned my own spawn against me? That’s messed up, man.”


Laughter bursts out of Zach and water covers the counter. “What in the hell are you teaching your child?” I shrug, grabbing a new towel and cleaning up the mess. “I don’t know where he gets that shit.” “Uh huh.”


Ah, ah, ah—a live-in girlfriend.” I briefly squeeze my eyes shut and try not to laugh at his enthusiasm. “Right. My bad.” “It’s because of my ass. That’s what sealed the deal, really.”


Hey!” she calls when I step out. “I heard you finger-banged some girl in the bathroom of a bar.” “I fucking hate your boyfriend.”

Ah, ah, ah—a live-in girlfriend.” I briefly squeeze my eyes shut and try not to laugh at his enthusiasm. “Right. My bad.” “It’s because of my ass. That’s what sealed the deal, really.”

Checking out my fridge too? Damn.” “I had to check for severed heads.” “I keep those in the basement.

Thank you for trusting me with your body, Monty. Thank you for choosing me, for allowing me to be the one who will always have that part of you

You love me so damn much that you went out and bought a bunny so I’d stop making unannounced visits to your place, right?” “First, who in their right mind is actually afraid of bunnies? Bunnies! The most innocent creatures ever.” “Hey, Marshy resents that remark!” I roll my eyes. “Second, you leave Thumbelina Bruce Wayne out of this. She’s done nothing wrong.”

“I know this was supposed to be light and fluffy and fun or whatever, but it’s evolved. I want more than that. I want stability. I want real. I want you.”


He’s named after your goat-loving bestie?” I chuckle at her description. “The one and only.” “That must really go to his head.” “You have no idea.”

Because I love you, you dumbass











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Book Review: I wanna text you up Tegan Hunter

I Wanna Text You Up (Texting, #2)

I Wanna Text You Up by Teagan Hunter

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


May 24-28

When I put up a ROOMMATE WANTED poster, he was the last person on earth I thought would respond.

He was also the last person on earth I’d agree to let live with me…on purpose.

But, here we are⁠—roommates. I’m certain we can coexist without it being awkward, and I’m determined to make it work. There will be no sexual tension building with each accidental touch, no flutters when he wears that stupid backward baseball cap, and definitely no flirting when we text back and forth.

Caleb Mills can’t be the guy for me. He’s my best friend’s ex-boyfriend.

And that would be wrong…right?

Review : I loved the sequel I love Caleb and Zoe we met Zoe and Caleb in the first book Zoe is Delia best friend and Caleb is Delia’s ex boyfriend. Zoe puts up a roommate wanted since Delia is moving in with her boyfriend Zach. She finds someone and it turns out to be Caleb who moves in with his adorable kitten Mittens . Zoe is into Caleb but she thinks its wrong since girl code but it doesn’t stop her from flirting with him. Caleb disappears every Sunday. Caleb got injured and can’t play baseball anymore . Caleb and Zoe get closer they end up kissing and then Zoe ends up finally talking with Delia and she just wants them to be happy . Zoe invites caleb on spring break at her parents house .They have a great time and end up finally having sex but then caleb leaves and Zoe is pissed I would be to . Caleb shows up at Zoe Rocky horror even dressed up . They end up talking after and Caleb talks about his family they are kinda fucked up so he cuts them off he wants Zoe he wants to be happy with her .

Quotes : I still cannot believe you’re ditching me to move in with your stupid boyfriend,” I tell Delia. “And goats. Don’t forget those sweet baby goats I bought her,” said stupid boyfriend interjects,

I’m a strange breed of people when it comes to notebooks. I use every square inch on a page. Doodles, notes, lists, random reading assignments—it all goes in my book.


You know those silly videos you see online with the hot guys playing with kittens? The big, macho dudes falling apart at the sight of them? That’s what’s happening right now, in this car, right in front of me—and it’s every bit as swoon-worthy as it is in video form.


Holy crap—that’s why you don’t want me to live with you.” He grins, and it’s full of playfulness for the first time since I pulled up. “You want me.”


Me: Oh, everyone already knows you were checking me out because they were too. I’m hot. shrugs Caleb: You are like a female version of Zach. You know that, right?


Me: I have this theory that you’re really a stripper and you’re just embarrassed and don’t want to tell anyone about it. That’s why you work such crazy hours and come home smelling like old ladies and sadness. Caleb: LMAO Caleb: Are you serious? Me: Dead. Caleb: Holy fuck. dies Caleb: Zoe, I am NOT a stripper.

Your cat has three beds. Explain that.” He lifts a shoulder. “Mittens has a bed-hoarding problem. He’s in therapy for it. Don’t judge him



I’m going to marry the shit out of you one day, Zoe. Just wait.”



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Book Review: The unhoneymooners Christina Lauren

The Unhoneymooners

The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


May 15-18

Olive is always unlucky: in her career, in love, in…well, everything. Her identical twin sister Ami, on the other hand, is probably the luckiest person in the world. Her meet-cute with her fiancé is something out of a romantic comedy (gag) and she’s managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a series of Internet contests (double gag). Worst of all, she’s forcing Olive to spend the day with her sworn enemy, Ethan, who just happens to be the best man.

Olive braces herself to get through 24 hours of wedding hell before she can return to her comfortable, unlucky life. But when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning from eating bad shellfish, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. And now there’s an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii up for grabs.

Putting their mutual hatred aside for the sake of a free vacation, Olive and Ethan head for paradise, determined to avoid each other at all costs. But when Olive runs into her future boss, the little white lie she tells him is suddenly at risk to become a whole lot bigger. She and Ethan now have to pretend to be loving newlyweds, and her luck seems worse than ever. But the weird thing is that she doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, she feels kind of… lucky

Review : I really loved this book it was cute and funny and I loved the characters. This is about olive she’s a twin and her sister is getting married and olive is happy for her but she’s annoyed she has to deal with Ethan Dane’s older brother. But the reception doesn’t go to well when everyone but Ethan and olive get some kind of shellfish poisoning and Ethan and olive have to take their honeymoon. Ethan and olive don’t get along she thinks it has to do with him judging her eating cheese curds . They have to pretend to be married on this honeymoon and then olive runs into her new boss and Ethan and olive have dinner with her new boss and his wife . Then they run into Ethan ex girlfriend and her fiance very awkward. Olive starts enjoying Ethans company and hes not what she thought he was . Ethan ends up drinking a lot and ends up kissing olive he tells her he likes her and apparently Dane told Ethan when they first met not to bother with olive . Ethan and olive hook up and then they end up start dating but the problem is ethan let it be clear he never planned those trips Dane did and he was cheating on ami . When they get back home olive tells her boss the truth and he let’s her go and then Dane hits on her and Ethan doesn’t believe her and either does ami when olive tells her and then Ethan breaks up with her . Ami finds texts on Dane phone . Ami invites all the girls Dane has been cheating on her and Ethan shows up and Ethan is trying to get her back and he shows up at the restaurant she’s working at and they get back together. Two years later they are back at Maui with her sister and her new boyfriend and Ethan plans on proposing. And he does kinda and it was so sweet so them .
Quotes:“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”

the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy”

Rumor has it your dad brought her flowers and she pulled off every petal and used them to spell PUTA in the snow.”

Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”

knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”






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Book Review: Handsome Death Sara Dobie

Handsome Death

Handsome Death by Sara Dobie Bauer

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


April 11-14

I’m not hunting him; I’m protecting him.
At least, that’s what I tell myself.
In New York City, a beautiful creature like Tristan Clement should not be walking the streets alone, and I’m the perfect vampire to watch his back.
But what if keeping him safe isn’t enough anymore? What if I want to touch? And taste?
I need him. But I’ve never needed anyone.

—————

In a world where paranormal creatures live amongst us and must follow certain laws, living life as a dangerous loner works for vampire Ethan. Inhabiting his gleaming apartment, wearing his designer suits, jetting around the world as a fanged killer-for-hire, Ethan does it all alone.

That is, until he literally runs into Tristan. Tristan, who is clearly trouble wrapped in skinny jeans and an oversized sweater. Tristan, with his shock of angelic blond curls. Tristan, who plays piano more beautifully than the old masters– and Ethan would know; he saw Beethoven.

Tristan is gorgeous, a little sassy, and irresistible. Also, Ethan is horrified to note, Tristan has no idea how incredibly tempting he is to things that go bump in the night.

Overcome by the urge to keep Tristan safe, Ethan begins to… well, stalk is such a strong word. What starts as an obsession quickly becomes something more, something that Ethan needs. And to his surprise, Tristan seems to need him, too…

This darkly romantic tale delivers steamy passion and a happily ever after. Be advised that Handsome Death includes explicit m/m content, stalking, mentions of past abuse, and graphic violence.


Review: This book was so enjoyable this is a vampire male male romance and I loved it . This is about Tris and Ethan in a world where vampires and Humans coexist. Ethan likes Tris a human and starts stalking him . They end up talking and Ethan gets to know him that Tris is in school for music . Ethan is a hired killer to kill bad people. Tris and Ethan start hooking up and Ethan loves Tris but doesn’t want to admit it so he ends it . But then something bad happens Tris gets stabbed and Ethan turns Tris to a vampire . They are happy Ethan shows how much he loves Tris how much he matters to him since Tris was once in an abusive relationship with a dick who tried to make Tris feel small. Tris and Ethan run into the man who tried to kill Ethan and they turn him in . And the guy is going to serve his time Ethan is considering joining the force . Ethan wants to make friends with some vampires so they go to a blood club where Ethan and Tris run into Robert the abusive asshole and Tris makes him apologize to him. Then this vampire hits on Ethan and Tris pushes him away from Ethan . Then three years later they are engaged and they are both happy Ethan is captain in police and Tris is a piano player I enjoyed this book a lot it was a fun book very dark and sexy.

Quotes :
We also have reflections (thank God; how would I do my hair?) and can be seen on camera.


“I do love you,” I whisper. “And I haven’t loved anyone in a long, long time


I’m turning Tris into a vampire right here, right now,


Maybe we don’t know we’re missing something until we find it.




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